The Honest Guide to Facebook Hashtags

#Hashtags—what they actually do, why most of them don’t work, and how people misunderstand them.

🤦‍♂️ The Most Useless Facebook Hashtags Ever

(hashtags people think are magic but actually do nothing)

Some people think hashtags can make a post go viral, but on Facebook they’re basically decorations—fun to look at, zero effect on reach. People keep treating them like magic buttons even though they don’t do anything at all. Here are the hashtags that look powerful but actually do nothing for your post.

1. #fyp #foryoupage

Borrowed from TikTok, but Facebook doesn’t even have a FYP. Like buying gas for an electric car.

2. #viral #viralnow #viraltoday

Self-declared fame. If it’s truly viral, you don’t need to announce it.

3. #trending #trendingnow

Doesn’t connect to Facebook’s real trending list. It’s basically yelling “I’m trending!” into the void.

4. #highlights

Some think the algorithm will feature them. It won’t.

5. #instagood #igdaily #instamood

Instagram refugees walking around Facebook wearing IG uniforms.

6. #reels #reelsph #reelsvideo

People think it boosts reach. But Facebook only cares about watch time—not the tag.

7. #motivation #inspiration #blessed #love #life

Too broad. Too generic. Too crowded. Like putting #air on your post.

8. #smallbusinessowner #supportlocal

Nice intention, zero algorithm power.

9. #followme #likeforlike #commentforcomment

High-school era energy. The algorithm hates this.

10. #christmas #holidaytravel #weekendvibes

Buried instantly in billions of posts. Your post becomes invisible.

11. #timesensitive

People think it triggers urgency. The algorithm does not care.

12. #explorepage #exploremore

Instagram-only features. Facebook doesn’t have an Explore Page.

13. #gamingph #fbstars

Unless you have a real audience, these are decorations.

14. #selfie #selfielover

Straight from 2013.

15. #trendingph

Everyone uses it. Nobody benefits.

BONUS: the most useless hashtag ever…

#hashtag

Yes—some people actually use this. Peak confusion.

🔍 What’s the Real Purpose of Hashtags?

1. To group similar posts.

Just a label to organize content. No magic. No viral boost.

2. To make topics searchable.

Want every post about #NBAFinals or #WorldChildrensDay? One tap shows all.

3. To join a public conversation.

Hashtags act as a meeting point for people talking about the same topic.

4. To label events or campaigns.

Like #COP30 or #Pride2025.

They are not for viral reach, engagement hacks, fame shortcuts, or algorithm tricks. Hashtags are labels, not spells.

🧠 Who Invented Hashtags?

Chris Messina, a former Google designer, introduced the idea in 2007 on Twitter. Twitter even rejected it at first—called it “too nerdy”—but people loved it and hashtags became global. The # symbol works because it’s easy to type, familiar from chatrooms, visually clean, and unused for anything important in text. Facebook adopted hashtags later, but FB is interest-driven, not hashtag-driven—so hashtags barely matter today.

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The Day the Internet Said “LO”—International Internet Day

Two computers tried to talk for the first time. The word they sent didn’t go through—but history did.

October 29, 1969. That day it started. Two computers got connected. One was in UCLA, the other in Stanford. The plan was to make them talk. Leonard Kleinrock and his team wanted to send one word—LOGIN. That’s it.

Charley Kline, one of the students, typed L. The signal reached Stanford. He typed O. Still good. Then he hit G—and the whole system crashed.

The first message ever sent through the internet wasn’t a full word. Just two letters: LO.

Kleinrock later said it felt like fate. Like the network itself was whispering “Lo and behold.”

That moment—two letters, one crash—was the quiet spark that started everything. Emails, websites, chats, even the post you’re reading right now… all trace back to that tiny “LO.”

So every October 29, we remember that the internet didn’t begin loud. It began with a soft hello that never ended.

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