My Girlfriend’s A Pharisee 

I don′t trust my girlfriend
I don't trust her sometimes
I don′t trust my girlfriend
I don't trust her, I don't trust her sometimes

I can′t take my girlfriend
I can′t take her queer alibis
I can't take my girlfriend
I can′t take her, I can't take her queer alibis

My girlfriend′s a pharisee
And I can barely see
That she's a pharisee

My girlfriend′s a pharisee
There are times she lied to me
My girlfriend's a pharisee
And I can barely see
That she's a pharisee

But I love my girlfriend
I love her so much
I love my girlfriend
I love her, I love her so much

My girlfriend′s a pharisee
There are times she lied to me
My girlfriend′s a pharisee
And I can barely see
That she's a pharisee

Though my girlfriend′s a pharisee
I hope I can also see
That she's not just any pharisee

I don′t trust, I can't take but I love
My girlfriend′s a pharisee
My girlfriend's a pharisee
My girlfriend's a pharisee

6 October 1989