World Vegetarian Day • October 1
[Elmer Fudd tiptoeing with a frying pan, looking for meat. Bugs Bunny pops up chewing a carrot.]
🐰 Bugs Bunny: “Eh, what’s cookin’, Doc?”
👨🦲 Elmer Fudd: “I’m twyin’ to make a big meaty stew, wabbit!”
🐰 Bugs Bunny: “Stew? With all that cholesterol? Doc, you’ll be slower than Yosemite Sam on roller skates.”
👨🦲 Elmer Fudd: “But I need pwo-tein!”
🐰 Bugs Bunny: [munches carrot] “Veggies got protein too. Beans, peas, lentils—y’know, the smart foods. They don’t run away like chickens, either.”
👨🦲 Elmer Fudd: “Weawwy? You mean I don’t hafta chase them awound?”
🐰 Bugs Bunny: “Exactly, Doc. You just boil ‘em, season ‘em, and voilà—no hunting license required.”
👨🦲 Elmer Fudd: [drops frying pan] “Guess I’ve been huntin’ the wong thing!”
🐰 Bugs Bunny: “That’s the spirit. Now c’mon—let’s stew some carrots instead.”
ᴛʸᵖⁱⁿᵍ ᴏᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʙˡᵘᵉ ᵈᵃʳᵉᵐ ᵐᵘˢⁱᶜ ᵇˡᵒᵍ
