August 1, 2025
Homer (drunk, hugging beer):
“The first Friday of August… is everyday!”
Barney:
“Not unless you’re unemployed… burp… best holi‑year ever!”
Moe:
“International Beer Day, huh? Started 2007 in California. And I still can’t get a tip.”
Lenny:
“It’s every first Friday of August. This year’s August 1, 2025.”
Carl:
“People drink, try new beers, toast friends… and thank Moe.”
Moe:
“Finally, a holiday I can celebrate without leaving the bar.”
Homer (falls off barstool):
“D’oh!”
